Let's get right down to the brass tacks here. ThunderBunny is the top SWP user. Everyone else is just in the chase to be half as popular as this motherfucker right here. I'm proud to call ThunderBunny one of my online cronies.
My powers would ultimately rebel against you once you've attempted to take hold of them. I'd eventually rebirth myself out of your body. You'd basically turn into a small asian person with pokeman powers and a herd of alpaca. Can you handle that?
We've got to keep the riffraff out somehow.